official-nhl:

This might be go down as one of the greatest moments in Ducks history

In Teemu Selanne’s last game ever of the regular season, he went over and grabbed long time teammate and ducks legend, J.S. Giguere (Who is contemplating and will possibly retire as well at the end of the season) and together they did one final lap around honda center. 

@8 hours ago with 4037 notes
official-nhl:

We have to remember to tell our refs that ice is slippery.
That form while falling though, what do you all think, 10/10?

official-nhl:

We have to remember to tell our refs that ice is slippery.

That form while falling though, what do you all think, 10/10?

(via icehawkey)

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angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

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@14 hours ago with 179512 notes

kissingandcoffee:

sneakyfeets:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

you mean to tell me

that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB

IN SURGERY

AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS

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@14 hours ago with 212775 notes

vavsexual:

IF YOU’RE EXCITED TO SEE THE NEW ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER OFFICE IN UPCOMING VIDEOS CLAP YOUR HANDS

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@8 hours ago with 2112 notes
thejetstream:

#ThankYouTeemu

thejetstream:

#ThankYouTeemu

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@9 hours ago with 440 notes
@10 hours ago with 2716 notes
edgebug:

809:


So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body. 
Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t?

because they are like sex organsmen’s nipples are meaningless they don’t do anything (haha)but women’s breasts do. you can stimulate them and it can bring pleasure to women, (and yeah, to men too, but visually haha. ((we’re talking heterosexual and cis men & females here, don’t want to offend anyone))) they also react to hormone levels, they swell, they hurt, they get bigger during periods & such…for christ sakes, they produce milk when you have a child. they become erect when aroused etc etc
they are sexual body partsthey are meant to be sexualizedthey can be shown in appropriate situations
deal with it

Hello yes I hate to break it to you but cisman nipples also get erect when aroused and can “bring pleasure” to them
I also hate to break this news to you but CIS MALE (and any other person who is DMAB) BREAST TISSUE CAN PRODUCE MILK TOO, here is a source for you http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-males-can-lactate/
So your “male breasts are useless” argument is, well, just plain wrong.
A lady’s breasts are literally the same as a man’s. Nobody’s chest is “MEANT TO BE SEXUALIZED,” as you so indelicately put it! That is a social construction! There are parts of the world where breasts are NOT sexualized, and not taboo to show in public! Therefore it is not in ‘human nature’ to sexualize breasts. If it were, it would be cross-cultural. The sexualization of breasts is a social construction, just like how in Victorian times, a woman’s ankles were incredibly sexualized!
Your arguments are fallacious, sexist, and just absolutely bleeding ridiculous.

edgebug:

809:

So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body. 

Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t?

because they are like sex organs
men’s nipples are meaningless they don’t do anything (haha)
but women’s breasts do. you can stimulate them and it can bring pleasure to women, (and yeah, to men too, but visually haha. ((we’re talking heterosexual and cis men & females here, don’t want to offend anyone))) they also react to hormone levels, they swell, they hurt, they get bigger during periods & such…for christ sakes, they produce milk when you have a child. they become erect when aroused etc etc

they are sexual body parts
they are meant to be sexualized
they can be shown in appropriate situations

deal with it

Hello yes I hate to break it to you but cisman nipples also get erect when aroused and can “bring pleasure” to them

I also hate to break this news to you but CIS MALE (and any other person who is DMAB) BREAST TISSUE CAN PRODUCE MILK TOO, here is a source for you http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-males-can-lactate/

So your “male breasts are useless” argument is, well, just plain wrong.

A lady’s breasts are literally the same as a man’s. Nobody’s chest is “MEANT TO BE SEXUALIZED,” as you so indelicately put it! That is a social construction! There are parts of the world where breasts are NOT sexualized, and not taboo to show in public! Therefore it is not in ‘human nature’ to sexualize breasts. If it were, it would be cross-cultural. The sexualization of breasts is a social construction, just like how in Victorian times, a woman’s ankles were incredibly sexualized!

Your arguments are fallacious, sexist, and just absolutely bleeding ridiculous.

(Source: iwillnotshavemyvagina, via mystery-behind-the-mask)

@14 hours ago with 476873 notes
pleatedjeans:

apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]

pleatedjeans:

apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]

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